“I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.”
"A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no."
"I've been to the dentist several times so I know the drill."
"The dead batteries were given out free of charge."
"People who plug their computer keyboards into hi-fi systems aren't idiots. That would be stereotyping."
"The raisin wined about how he couldn't achieve grapeness."
"The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out."
"Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run."
"It's true I don't like soap, but you don't have to rub it in my face!"
"Gravity, it's always putting everyone down."
"The ankle was an arch enemy of the heel because the heel had a sole that could neither toe the line nor keep instep."
" Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now."
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